CONTRACT FOR ACCEPTANCE OF REFUGEES
Being of sound mind I, ________________________________________________, support the acceptance of refugees onto American soil. I agree that at least 5,000 of these refugees must be resettled within 10 miles of my home residence, where my own family resides.
If any of these refugees’ finger prints match any Terrorist activity within 10 years of entrance into America then I fully submit that I bot only aided but also abetted the overthrow activities of my own country. Thus, I forfeit my life as well as the lives of all of my immediate family! Immediate family is noted as: spouse, sons, daughters, father, mother, brothers, sisters, grandmother and grandfather if such exists!
The reason for this action is to ensure the genes that produced me to turn on my country and the offspring produced by myself can never again reproduce such stupidity forever more! I gladly forfeit my life and the lives of my family, because it was my own actions that helped these terrorists take the other lives in America, as dictated by the actions of my wonderful refugees. As other American families lost their loved ones due to my stupidity and actions then it is only fair that myself and immediate family, as stipulated above, be forfeited and killed as TRAITORS to America!
P.S. I fully admit that I know that their are 57 perfectly good Muslim nations where these refugees could go to, but I believe it is better for them to be resettled into America where their beliefs do not match that of the United States Constitution!
Signature:
Signed this day ___________________________
